Joey: How does my new suit look?
Me: You look fantastic! You're going to be fighting the girls off of you.
Joey: Dad...I can't hit a girl!
Thursday, April 12, 2012
A Hockey Mom can survive
Most women use a Band-Aid to cover a blister.
Not my wife - she is the Chuck Norris of hockey moms. She uses hockey tape. That blister has no idea who it's messing with.
Not my wife - she is the Chuck Norris of hockey moms. She uses hockey tape. That blister has no idea who it's messing with.
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