Joey-ism #148

Joey: How does my new suit look?
Me: You look fantastic! You're going to be fighting the girls off of you.
Joey: Dad...I can't hit a girl!

A Hockey Mom can survive

Most women use a Band-Aid to cover a blister.

Not my wife - she is the Chuck Norris of hockey moms. She uses hockey tape. That blister has no idea who it's messing with.

Bald Eagle

Joey had to present a science project in front of his class. For his project, he researched the bald eagle and made a fantastic display that showed an eagle sitting on a branch.

While we worked on his display, I was particularly impressed with his desire to learn how to use a drill press and saw. He put on a pair of safety glasses and jumped right in. After he was done drilling and cutting, Danielle helped him build the nest, make the eggs, and glue feathers to the bird.

Fishing Season

It's that time of year. I taught Ryan how to cast by tying a Hot Wheels car on the end of his line, which is the same way I taught Michael and Joey. He is so excited that he has been walking around the house with a fishing pole all week.